Ah how the mighty (sexy) have fallen, darlings. It seems like just yesterday that David Beckham was the most delicious thing to come out of Britain since Maltesers, but now he’s become…a dad.
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Eamonn M. McCormack/Getty Images
“To be honest, I’ve become a taxi driver overnight with the kids. I’m literally an Uber driver now,” he told Jimmy Kimmel, thus putting the nail in the coffin of his sex appeal once and for all.
Sorry, my loves, but I see absolutely nothing enticing about picturing him shuttling around Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz and Harper. Speaking of Harper, DB also revealed a less than ego boosting exchange he had with his 4-year-old daughter:
“I’d just bathed her and I was in the bath as well, so I got her out and you know, I was toweling her down and she said, ‘Daddy, I love you so much but I don’t like you, you’re so chubby!’ I mean, I didn’t think I was!”
David Beckham was in a bathtub. Let that image sink in for awhile darlings (minus the pre of some rude toddler). Mmm.
Lambs, I feel it’s time I shift my attention to the next generation of Beckhams. How adorable is Brooklyn?
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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images
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